🔥 LIMITED RELEASE: Parents Night In Bundle
School's Back, Time To Get Busy!
🔥 LIMITED RELEASE: Parents Night In Bundle School's Back, Time To Get Busy!
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FINALLY... THE KIDS
ARE BACK TO SCHOOL
AND YOUR NIGHTS ARE F*CKING YOURS AGAIN
FINALLY... THE KIDS ARE BACK TO SCHOOL
AND YOUR NIGHTS ARE F*CKING YOURS AGAIN
Perfect time to get nasty with our new "Parents Night In" bundle… all the passion without waking up dead for the school run
Perfect time to get nasty with our new "Parents Night In" bundle…
all the passion without waking up dead for the school run
Feel The Spark Again
Feel Amazing
Stay Focused
Zero Hangovers
Feel The Spark Again
Feel Amazing
Stay Focused
Zero Hangovers
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Here's the deal, parents:
School is back... and assuming you've won the epic battle of bedtime negotiations... Your house is actually quiet for the first time in months. You can hear yourself think... and maybe remember what it feels like to be more than just "Mom" and "Dad."
School is back... and assuming you've won the epic battle of bedtime negotiations...
Your house is actually quiet for the first time in months. You can hear yourself think... and maybe
remember what it feels like to be more than just "Mom" and "Dad."
Making it the perfect time to reconnect...
But here's the thing: You don't want to be doing the school run with a skull-crushing
hangover and dead eyes. Your kids deserve better. YOU deserve better.
And that's exactly why we created
the "Parents Night In" bundle.
REAL PARENTS,
REAL RESULTS
REAL PARENTS, REAL RESULTS
"We hadn't been... intimate...
in 3 months. Both working, kids everywhere, always exhausted. I was desperate to feel connected again. Let's just say we had to check if we woke the kids. Felt like ourselves for the first time in years."
— Sarah M., mom of 3
"Parents Night In used to mean Netflix and passing out by 9pm. Now it means actually remembering why we fell in love. The chocolate gets us in the mood, Groove helps us relax. Total game changer."
— Mike D., dad of 2
"For the first time in months, I wasn't thinking about lunch boxes during... quality time. I could focus on us instead of tomorrow's chaos. We both felt the difference immediately."
— Jessica L., mom of 2
WHEN YOU GET
THIS BUNDLE:
WHEN YOU GET THIS BUNDLE:
2 boxes of Sex Chocolates to ignite the spark and blow your minds... plus
1 FREE Groove tab to keep you feeling incredible all night
2 boxes of Sex Chocolates to ignite the spark and blow your minds...
plus 1 FREE Groove tab to keep you feeling incredible all night
SEX CHOCOLATE
This chocolate will help you feel...
let's say "more interested" in each other.
Better connection, improved mood, increased sensitivity. You'll feel more attracted to each other than you have in years. Takes 30 minutes to work - perfect timing after bedtime stories.
GROOVE TAB
This tab gives you that "date night feeling" without leaving the house. Relaxed, happy, social feeling. Totally at ease. Dissolves in 5 minutes. All the good vibes of your favorite evening out, none of the regret at 6am school prep.
Meaning you'll have an absolutely amazing reconnection night but still feel 100% human
in the morning for the school run.
SEX CHOCOLATE
This chocolate will help you feel...
let's say "more interested" in each other.
Better connection, improved mood, increased sensitivity. You'll feel more attracted to each other than you have in years. Takes 30 minutes to work - perfect timing after bedtime stories.
GROOVE TAB
This tab gives you that "date night feeling" without leaving the house. Relaxed, happy, social feeling. Totally at ease. Dissolves in 5 minutes. All the good vibes of your favorite evening out, none of the regret
at 6am school prep.
WHAT MAKES THIS BUNDLE SO POWERFUL?
SEX CHOCOLATE
This chocolate will help you feel...
let's say "more interested" in each other.
Better connection, improved mood, increased sensitivity. You'll feel more attracted to each other than you have in years. Takes 30 minutes to work - perfect timing after bedtime stories.
GROOVE TAB
This tab gives you that "date night feeling" without leaving the house. Relaxed, happy, social feeling. Totally at ease. Dissolves in 5 minutes. All the good vibes of your favorite evening out, none of the regret at 6am school prep.
Meaning you'll have an absolutely amazing reconnection night but still feel 100% human
in the morning for the school run.
SEX CHOCOLATE
Kanna
Elevates mood, crushes anxiety, creates warmth
Horny Goat Weed
Nature's way of helping couples reconnect
Maca Root
Elevates mood, crushes anxiety, creates warmth
GROOVE TAB
Kanna
Elevates mood, crushes anxiety, creates warmth
Horny Goat Weed
Nature's way of helping couples reconnect
Maca Root
Elevates mood, crushes anxiety, creates warmth
All natural ingredients.
No weird chemicals. No prescription needed.
WHAT MAKES THIS
BUNDLE SO POWERFUL?
SEX CHOCOLATE
Kanna
Elevates mood, crushes anxiety,
creates warmth
Horny Goat Weed
Nature's way of helping couples reconnect
Maca Root
Boosts energy, enhances mood,
supports healthy circulation
Kanna
Elevates mood, crushes anxiety,
creates warmth
Horny Goat Weed
Nature's way of helping couples reconnect
Maca Root
Boosts energy, enhances mood,
supports healthy circulation
GROOVE TAB
Kanna
Creates relaxation and social warmth
Green Tea Caffeine
Clean energy without the crash
Theobromine
The feel-good compound
from chocolate that elevates mood
All natural ingredients.
No weird chemicals. No prescription needed.
WHY CHOOSE
THE TABS BUNDLE?
Works in
30 minutes
Zero hangover
tomorrow
Helps you
reconnect
Feel like
yourselves again
30-day guarantee
No babysitter
needed
Going Out
Need babysitter ($50+)
Terrible hangover
Come back more tired
Expensive & complicated
No garantee fun
Have to get dressed up
Just Alcohol
Kills your libido
Guaranteed hangover
Makes you more tired
Unpredictable effects
No refunds possible
Still need babysitter
(if going out)
PARENTS NIGHT IN BUNDLE
Because you deserve more than
just surviving bedtime
2x Sex Chocolate boxes: $58
1x Groove Tab (FREE bonus): $35
Total Value: $92.99
Your Price Today:
$58
SAVE $35 - GET GROOVE FREE!
30-Day Guarantee
Discreet packaging
Works every time
🎯 Why This Deal Rocks:
You're getting enough for multiple amazing nights together, PLUS a free Groove tab to make any evening special. That's like getting a whole extra date night for free.
⏰ Limited: While school supplies last... wait, wrong promo. While supplies last!
HOW TO HAVE
YOUR BEST PARENTS NIGHT IN
Kids Go To Bed
Finally win the bedtime battle. House is quiet. It's your time now.
Take Your Combo
Pop a Groove tab (5 min). Share half a chocolate square each (30 min). Perfect timing.
Connect Like You Used To
Feel amazing, reconnect, remember why you fell in love. Wake up refreshed for school run.
DON'T WASTE ANOTHER
PARENTS NIGHT IN
Scrolling phones in bed like roommates
who happen to share kids
This back-to-school special ends tonight:
“Tabs blends historically horny ingredients into the mix to give their dark chocolate a little more... oomph”
"I tried some Tabs at a music festival. They came on quickly and it felt great dancing for the next few hours"
Mark S.
Verified Customer
"Who knew improving your love life would be so yummy".
"Out of everything I have tried, THIS CHOCOLATE is the BEST!!! and it is some GOOD chocolate. It just amplified all my feelings. We love it. Thank YOU!"
Amelia D.
Verified Customer
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30-Day Guarantee
Discreet packaging
Works every time
QUICK QUESTIONS,
HONEST ANSWERS
Is it safe to take together?
Absolutely. Both products use natural ingredients and are designed to work together. No dangerous interactions. Start with half doses if you're sensitive.
How long does shipping take?
2-3 business days anywhere in the US. We ship same day if you order before 2PM EST. Discreet packaging - nobody knows what's inside.
What if it doesn't work for us?
30-day money back guarantee. No questions asked. Just email us and we'll refund every penny. We're that confident it will work.
Will it show up on my credit card statement?
Shows as "TBS WELLNESS" - completely discreet. Your bank statement won't embarrass you. Your privacy matters to us.
Fast & Discreet Shipping
Plain packaging. No one knows what you ordered.
30-Day Guarantee
If it doesn't work, get your money back. No questions.
FDA-Approved Facility
Made in USA with natural ingredients you can trust.